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ALAN TOWNSEND'S FLIGHT
LANDED IN ROME 2 HOURS AGO.
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TAKING INTO ACCOUNT TIME
STUCK IN IMMIGRATION
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AND ADDING AN HOUR
FOR THE CAB RIDE
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HE SHOULD BE SAFELY WITHIN
THE WALLS OF VATICAN CITY...
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RIGHT...ABOUT...NOW.
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HE'LL CALL, SAM.
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I WOULDN'T SWEAT IT, MAN.
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I HAVE TO GET READY
FOR WORK.
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WATCH MY PHONE.
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AYE-AYE.
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He's so bossy.
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OH, I LOVE IT. I KNEW
YOU'D ROCK A TURTLENECK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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UPSCALING YOUR LOOK.
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OH, NO. NO.
I'M FINE WITH MY LOOK.
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OH, SAMMY, I KNOW YOU WANT
TO RESIST IT.
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BUT I REALLY EXPECT YOU
TO RISE TO THE HEIGHTS
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OF POLITICAL POWER
HERE ON EARTH.
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SEIZE CONTROL OF THE PLANET
AND HASTEN THE APOCALYPSE.
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WHAT YOU WEAR REFLECTS DIRECTLY
ON ME AS A PARENT.
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AND AS A STYLIST.
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TRY THESE SLACKS.
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I'LL GO DIG UP
A PAIR OF BEATLE BOOTS. HUH?!
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OH, I HAVE MORE GOOD NEWS.
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I'M GRANTING YOU A LITTLE
BREAK FROM CATCHING SOULS.
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YOU ARE?
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YES, I'M SENDING YOU
TO A TUTOR-
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SOMEONE WHO'LL GIVE YOU A HIGHER
EDUCATION IN THE WAYS OF THE WICKED.
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SHE'S EXPECTING YOU TODAY.
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WHAT'S WITH THE CIRCLES?
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YOU LIKE IT? IT REPRESENTS
THE 9 CIRCLES OF HELL.
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I CONTRACTED AN ADVERTISING FIRM TO
HELP ME SPIN A FEW BRANDING IDEAS.
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I THINK IT'S NIFTY.
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HEY, I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE
FOR YOU. A GIFT.
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SOMETHING TO PUT A LITTLE
TESTOSTERONE IN YOUR TANK.
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HA HA!
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YOU GOT ME A MOTORCYCLE?
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GO ON, HOP ON! I WANT TO SEE THOSE
THIGHS VIBRATING WITH PURE AGGRESSION!
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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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CATCH? THERE'S NO CATCH.
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MY GENEROSITY,
IN THIS INSTANCE,
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IS MORE A SOFTENING
THE BLOW.
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I GOT HIM.
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GOT WHO?
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ALAN TOWNSEND! HE NEVER
MADE IT TO VATICAN CITY!
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I HAD HIS PLANE GROUNDED
IN VEGAS,
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AND HE WENT INTO A SIN
SPIRAL SO DECADENT
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THAT HE WAS BACK IN HELL BEFORE
CARROT TOP TOOK THE STAGE!
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BOO-YAH!
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COME ON, I STABBED YOU IN
THE BACK FAIR AND SQUARE, MAN.
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IT'S IMPOLITE TO LEAVE ME
HANGING.
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I HATE YOU!
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HEY, DON'T WALK
AWAY MAD, SON!
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I'M NOT DONE SHOWERING
YOU WITH SPECTACULAR GIFTS!
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PERHAPS NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
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HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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SOCK AND BEN ASKED ME TO COME
OVER AND WATCH OVER YOUR PHONE.
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WHERE'D THEY GO?
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THEY SAID THEY HAD
TO GO EXERCISE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THE CALL'S NOT
COMING. THE DEVIL GOT ALAN.
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OH NO. GOD, SAM,
I'M SO SORRY.
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NO, DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
FEEL SORRY FOR THE DEVIL.
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BECAUSE I HAVE HAD IT UP TO
HERE WITH THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH.
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HE IS IN MY SIGHTS!
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE A 70s PORN STAR?
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IT MEANS I'M DONE PLAYING NICE.
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I'M TAKING HIM ON!
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HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO TAKE HIM ON, SAM?
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I MEAN, HE'S THE DEVIL.
HE'S PACKING A LOT OF EVIL.
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YEAH, WELL HE'S ALSO
WEARING BLINDERS.
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HE'S CONVINCED
THAT I'M A PUSHOVER.
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THAT I'M AFRAID TO FIGHT FIRE
WITH FIRE. WELL, I NOT.
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AND I WILL.
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THIS IS ONLY MOTIVATION.
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NINA?! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE?
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LISTEN. I BROKE UP WITH YOU, OK?
WE'RE OVER.
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NOW I HAD HOPED THAT YOU WOULD
RESPECT MY DECISION-
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DAMN IT, NINA!
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THAT IS A 62-PIECE
HANDY DAD SOCKET SET.
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IT'S COMING OUT
OF MY PAYCHECK!
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OK. NINA, ACTING OUT LIKE THIS
ISN'T HEALTHY! ALL RIGHT?
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I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
DICTING YOUR RAGE
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INTO AN ANGER JOURNAL
OR GRAFFITI ART?
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OK. LOOK. LET'S NOT LOSE SIGHT
OF WHAT WE SHARED.
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YOU KNOW, THE TENDERNESS.
THE PILLOW TALK.
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OUR LAZY AFTERNOONS
WATCHING ELLEN.
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DANCING ALONG.
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UNH!
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OWW.
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YES?
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YEAH, HI. I'M SAM OLIVER.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
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I'M NOT TAKING
APPOINTMENTS TODAY.
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I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE
FOR TUTORING. THE DEVIL SENT ME.
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THAT BASTARD.
HE KNOWS I'M ON A CLEANSE.
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LET YOURSELF IN.
I'LL MEET YOU IN THE STUDY.
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IT'S THE ROOM
WITH THE CHALKBOARD.
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LET'S GET THE FORMALITIES
OUT OF THE WAY, SHALL WE.
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MY NAME IS SALLY, BUT I'D
LIKE YOU TO CALL ME TEACHER.
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MY NAME IS SAM.
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I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING.
crime and punishment mroal ambiguity
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NOW, AM I TO ASSUME YOU ARe
THE DEVIL'S OFFSPRING?
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SO I'M TOLD.
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AND AM I TO ASSUME YOU ARE IN TRAINING
TO BRING ABOUT THE END OF DAYS?
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RIGHT. WELL, I'D LIKE
TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. morning show talking points
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LET ME GET A BETTER UNDERSTANDING
OF WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW
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REGARDING HELL AND DAMNATION AND
WHERE I NEED TO FILL IN THE GAPS.
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RIGHT.
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DO YOU READ LATIN?
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NO.
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HAVE YOU ever READ THE BIBLE-
EITHER TESTAMENT?
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NO.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE ANTICHRIST?
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YES! WAIT. NO.
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I WAS THINKING
THE OTHER GUY. SORRY.
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AND ON A SCALE OF ZERO TO 10,
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WHERE WOULD YOU RANK
YOUR BLOOD LUST?
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I'D HAVE TO SAY A SOLID 2.
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I CAN'T HELP YOU.
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WHAT?
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WHY MUST THE DEVIL INSIST
ON WASTING MY TIME?
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IT'S VERY APPARENT
THAT YOU NEED PRESCHOOLING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T
WANT TO BE HERE ANYWAY.
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YOU DON'T?
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NO! I DON't any of this.
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I DON'T WANT TO LEARN ABOUT
THE DEVIL'S BUSINESS!
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WAIT! YOU KNOW WhaT?
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THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN
HELP ME WITH.
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HOW DO I DESTROY HIM?
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YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE DEVIL?
YOUR FATHER?
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YEAH. YOU'RE AN EXPERT
ON HELL AND THE DEVIL.
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HOW DO I KILL HIM?
HOW DO I BLOW HIM UP?
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CHOP HIM UP? ACID DIP HIM?
WHATEVER. I'LL DO IT!
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YOU'RE A LIAR.
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WHAT?
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WELL, YOU SAID
YOUR BLOOD LUST WAS AT A 2.
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I'D SAY YOU'RE RUNNING
AT AT LEAST A 7.
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SO YOU'RE HERE
ALL BY YOURSELF?
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YES. MY MANSION.
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12,000 SQUARE FEET
OF GILDED CAGE.
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BUT THE DEVIL PAYS THE RENT.
SO WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN? RIGHT?
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MUST GET A LITTLE LONELY.
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YES, IT DOES.
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UNDOUBTEDLY THAT WAS
THE DEVIL'S INTENTION.
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CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?
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MAYBE.
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CAN I COME BACK TOMORROW?
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THE DEVIL'S EXPECTING ME
TO SHOW UP.
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IF I COULD COME AND HANG OUT, HE'D
BE OUT OF MY HAIR FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
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AND YOU'D BE DOING ME
A HUGE FAVOR.
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WHY NOT? I CERTAINLY COULD
USE THE COMPANY.
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GREAT!
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'TIL TOMORROW.
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'til tomorrow.
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I TELL YOU IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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NINA'S EYES ACTUALLY ROLL IN THE BACK IN
HER HEAD WHEN SHE ATTACKS-LIKE A SHARK.
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I'M THINKING ABOUT
BUYING A GUN.
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- WHAT?!
- FOR PROTECTION.
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AW. BEN-LOOK, BEN'S HAVING
CRAZY EX PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.
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I'VE SEEN MY SHARE
OF NUTTY BITCHES.
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UH...BEN, BUYING A GUN IS
A MISTAKE, ALL RIGHT?
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WHY?
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WHY? 'CAUSE NINA'S PICKING
A FIGHT, RIGHT?
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AND SHE WANTS YOU TO FIGHT BACK.
DON'T PLAY THE GAME.
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YOU THINK
SHE'S PLAYING A GAME?
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OF COURSE
SHE'S PLAYING A GAME.
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THEY ALL PLAY GAMES, MAN.
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LOOK, YOUR RATIONSHIP
WENT COLD, ALL RIGHT?
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SHE'S TRYING TO RELIGHT
THE FIRE.
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ONLY SECOND TIME AROUND THAT
FIRE ISN'T FUELED BY LOVE OR LUST.
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IT'S FUELED BY ANGER
AND PETTY REVENGE,
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WHICH RARELY LEADS TO
SATISFYING HATE-SEX, ALL RIGHT?
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OH, I KNOW I'M RIGHT ???
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LISTEN. NEXT TIME NINA COMES
STALKING AROUND, YOU IGNORE HER.
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TUNE HER OUT. SHE'LL
LOSE INTEREST. I PROMISE.
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$400.
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HEY. UH...
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I NEED AFTERNOONS OFF
FOR THE NEXT WEEK.
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DEVIL BUSINESS.
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I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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THANKS.
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UM...
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WHAT?
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
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SOMETHING
POteNTIALLY UPSETTING.
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OK.
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I MET A GIRL.
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OH.
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YEAH. SHE WORKS FOR THE DEVIL.
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KIND OF A PROFESSOR, AN EXPERT
ON HELL. VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE.
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PLUS I THINK
SHE'S INTO ME.
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OK...
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I JUST WANTED TO BE UP FRONT.
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JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU
WERE COOL WITH WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
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I'M PLANNING
TO SEDUCE THIS WOMAN.
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SO THAT I CAN GET
THE DEVIL'S SECRETS OUT OF HER.
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SECRETS THAT I THINK WILL HELP ME
BEAT THE DEVIL ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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I GET IT.
DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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YOU'RE NOT BOTHERED?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
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IT'S DIFFICULT TO FEEL THREATENED
WHEN YOU'RE NOT REALLY A SEDUCER.
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WELL...
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I SEDUCED YOU.
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YOU MEAN, YOU FOLLOWED ME
AROUND FOR 7 YEARS LIKE A PUPPY.
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AND THEN WORE ME DOWN
WITH YOUR SUBTLE CHARMS.
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THAT'S NOT REALLY
CALLED SEDUCTION.
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IT'S CALLED...EROSION.
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HERE.
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MAYBE THIS WILL HELP SPEED
THINGS UP.
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YOU UNDERSTAND
I'M IN A WAR WITH THE DEVIL.
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i know.
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DELIVERY FROM BARGAIN BENCH.
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HA HA.
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OHH. YOU JUST ENTERED
A WORLD OF PAIN, MY FRIEND.
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WORK BENCH BLUE
AROUND HERE ONLY.
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THAT APRON MAKES YOU LOOK
LIKE A SWEDISH HAUSFRAU.
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I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT THAT IS. BOOM.
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SO NOBODY ORDERED THIS COMPUTER
EQUIPMENT? THERE'S NO JOHN OLIVER HERE?
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JOHN OLIVER? THAT'S MY DAD.
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THIS IS FANTASTIC.
227
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DELIVERED
EVERYTHING SO QUICKLY.
228
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,300
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WITH ALL THIS CRAP?
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00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,200
WELL, I'M KINDA GOING
STIR CRAZY IN THIS GARAGE.
230
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AND I CAN'T GO OUT IN THE WORLD
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
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SO, I AM GOING
TO BRING THE WORLD TO ME.
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HEH HEH.
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CHAT ROOMS AND BLOGS, FACEBOOK.
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00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,700
WITH THE HELP
OF THIS COMPUTER,
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I AM GOING
TO HAVE A LIFE AGAIN, SAM!
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00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,200
A RICH, FULL LIFE!
RIGHT HERE IN YOUR GARAGE!
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COOL, DAD. COOL.
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00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,400
YEAH, GO FORTH AND RIDE,
MR. O.
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YOU RIDE THAT INTERNET,
YOU WEIRD GLORIOUS BASTARD.
240
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,200
WHERE ARE THE FRIES?
241
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,900
I DIDN'T ORDER FRIES.
I GOT US CARROT DIPPERS.
242
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,200
I ASKED FOR FRIES, BEN.
243
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,200
I KNOW.
244
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,300
AND?
245
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,100
I DECIDED YOU NEEDED TO TAKE
A BREAK FROM FRIED FOODS.
246
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,400
NO! NEVER. WHY?
247
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,100
I TELL YOU THIS
AS A FRIEND, SOCK.
248
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,100
YOU HAVE OILY HAIR,
AND PEOPLE ARE NOTICING.
249
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I- WHAT?
250
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,800
THIS-THIS IS HAIR GEL, BEN.
251
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,600
THIS IS EXPENSIVE
PERSIAN HAIR GEL.
252
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,800
AND THE BEARD?
253
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,000
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT
SHEEN COMES FROM A BOTTLE?
254
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,900
WHAT SHEEN?
WHAT THE HECK IS A SHEEN?
255
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,400
WHAT DID YOU HIT?!
256
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,300
I DIDN'T HIT ANYTHING.
SOMETHING HIT US!
257
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:45,900
WHOA!
258
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,300
HOLY, CRAP! NINA!
259
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,100
ALL RIGHT, BENJI, MAINTAIN.
260
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,600
REMEMBER WHAT I TOld you what you gotta do?
261
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,500
I- I NEED
TO IGNORE HER, RIGHT?
262
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,700
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,000
AAH!
AAH!
264
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I SEE NOTHING.
265
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,000
THAT'S RIGHT. SHE'S NOT RIGHT
THERE. JUST LOOK THROUGH HER.
266
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JUST IGNORE HER.
267
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,200
AHH-OK.
268
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,600
THAT DOESN'T SCARE ME.
269
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,300
WHAT SAY WE LISTEN
TO A COUPLE TASTY TUNES, HUH?!
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SOUNDS GREAT!
I LOVE MUSIC!
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ME, TOO!
272
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,400
MY MOM MADE ME A MIXED TAPE!
273
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,500
HA!
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OH!
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00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:33,900
JAMMIN'.
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AIGHT?
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00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,300
OH, WE'RE JAMMIN'.
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oh?
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THINK IT'S OVER?
280
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,400
OH, IT'S OVER, BENJI.
281
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,800
WE BUCKED THE ANGRY
RIGHT OUTTA THAT BEAST!
282
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,100
WHOO! YEAH!
283
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,000
PRETTY SURE I HAVE GLASS
IN MY EYE!
284
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,600
NOBODY LIKES A CRYBABY,
BENJI!
285
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
SUCK IT UP.
286
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,700
AHH. BLACK ON BLACK. SEXY.
287
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,700
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
288
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,600
I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT HOW
YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL WENT?
289
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,000
IT WAS FINE.
290
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,300
I SEE. AND HOW WAS
SALLY LOOKING?
291
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,200
STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER?
292
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,600
I DUNNO. I DIDN'T NOTICE.
293
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,500
DID SHE ASK ABOUT ME?
294
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,800
UH, NOT REALLY.
295
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,800
SERIOUSLY?
NOTHING AT ALL?
296
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,700
FROM WHAT I GATHERED
SHE'S NOT A FAN.
297
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,200
WAS THERE ANY CONTEMPT
IN HER VOICE?
298
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,200
SURE, YEAH. A BIT.
299
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,800
HA HA. FANTASTIC!
300
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:39,900
YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THAT?
301
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,500
SURE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS? I'M UNDER HER SKIN.
302
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,200
NOW'S THE PERFECT TIME
TO STRIKE!
303
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,400
I WANT YOU TO GIVE THIS
TO SALLY.
304
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,200
A VEGETABLE STEAMER?
305
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,800
YEAH. I HAPPEN TO KNOW SHE WANTS
THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
306
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,700
SEE?
307
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,500
SHE DOG EARED THE PAGE
IN THE CATALOGUE.
308
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,500
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
309
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,400
I DUG IT UP
OUT OF HER TRASH.
310
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,500
YOU ARE A STALKER.
311
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:05,300
NO, NO. SAMMY.
I'M A FOOL FOR LOVE.
312
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,700
WHY DO YOU NEED ME? WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GIVE HER THE PRESENT YOURSELF?
313
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,300
YOU MIND IF I OPEN UP
TO YOU A LITTLE?
314
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,300
IMPERFECT FATHER
TO WELL DRESSED SON?
315
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:16,300
I HAVE DIFFICULTY MAINTAINING
RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN.
316
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,900
MOSTLY BECAUSE
I MISTREAT THEM.
317
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,700
YOU KNOW, I LEAD THEM ON. I BAG 'EM.
TAG 'EM. KICK 'EM DOWN THE STAIRS.
318
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:27,000
AND I BLAME IT ON MY DEEP
COMMITMENT TO SELFLOVE.
319
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,900
IT'S MY ACHILLES.
320
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:33,300
ANYWAY, I APPRECIATE
YOUR HELP. YOU'RE MY CYRANO.
321
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,400
NOW YOU GET OUT THERE
AND YOU REEL HER IN FOR ME!
322
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,100
HEY, YOU MAY WANT TO RUN.
I NEGLECTED TO PAY FOR THAT.
323
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,600
SALLY? HELLO?
324
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:59,100
I'M IN HERE!
325
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,800
YOU'RE VERY PROMPT.
326
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,800
WHAT'S THAT?
327
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,900
OH. IT'S A GIFT. FOR YOU.
328
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,600
I GOT YOU A GIFT. FROM ME.
329
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,600
OH MY GOD!
330
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,900
HOW DID YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN
LUSTING AFTER A STEAMER?
331
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:24,500
UH. WELL, I REMEMBERED
YOU WERE ON A CLEANSE.
332
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,800
SO I ASSUMED YOU WERE
INTO HEALTHY FOODS.
333
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,400
NATURALLY THE MIND
JUMPS TO STEAMED SPINACH.
334
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,800
HOW SWEET.
335
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,200
THANK YOU. I LOVE IT.
336
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,500
HMM. RIGHT...
337
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,600
I LIKE YOUR SKIRT. IT
REALLY SHOWS OFF YOUR FIGURE.
338
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:49,700
THANK YOU.
339
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,200
YES. AND YOUR HAIR.
340
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,300
IT LOOKS ESPECIALLY NICE
TODAY. VERY...BOUNCY.
341
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,900
SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
342
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,800
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
343
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,300
WELL, THE GIFT. THE FLATTERY.
344
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,800
ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?
345
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,200
WHAT? NO.
346
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,600
BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE PLANTED
THE THOUGHT.
347
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,000
WHICH IS A GREAT,
GREAT THOUGHT.
348
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,300
HOW ABOUT IT?
349
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,100
WILL YOU LET ME TAKE YOU
TO DINNER?
350
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,300
MY, YOU ARE
SURPRISINGLY AGGRESSIVE.
351
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,000
WELL, I'M THE KIND OF GUY
THAT LIKES TO MOVE FAST...
352
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,900
WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I WANT.
353
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,700
I MEAN SOMEONE I WANT.
NOT SOMETHING.
354
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,400
WHICH COULD BE MISINTERPRETED
THAT I SEE YOU AS A PIECE OF MEAT.
355
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:40,200
WHICH, AS A WOMAN,
AND AN EQUAL IN EVERY WAY-
356
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,200
IF NOT SUPERIOR - IN THAT IT'S COMMON
KNOWLEDGE THAT WOMEN ARE BETTER PILOTS.
357
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,900
AND GYMNASTS.
THE POINT BEING,
358
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,600
YOU MOST LIKELY DON'T
APPRECIATE BEING COMPARED...
359
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,400
TO MEAT THAT IS.
360
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,600
- SAM.
- YES?
361
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:56,400
IT'S NOT UNCOMMON FOR A STUDENT
TO GET A CRUSH ON THEIR TEACHER.
362
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,600
UM...
363
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:06,100
WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
IS NO SCHOOL BOY CRUSH.
364
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,300
I'm FASCINATED BY YOU.
365
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,800
AND I KNOW YOU'RE
INTELLIGENT.
366
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,400
WHAT I NEED TO KNOW-
WHAT I DON'T KNOW-
367
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,500
IS IF YOU COULD EVER
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
368
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,700
OF COURSE I CAN.
369
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,200
GREAT.
THEN IT'S A DATE.
370
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,800
BUT WE MUST KEEP IT A SECRET
FROM THE DEVIL.
371
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,300
THINK ABOUT IT.
372
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,100
HIS FAVORITE TEACHER FRATERNIZING
WITH HIS FAVORITE SON?
373
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,900
I MEAN, HE COULD COME UNHINGED.
374
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:40,600
I ONCE WITNESSED HIM JUST CUT A MAN
IN HALF FOR GIVING ME A FOOT RUB.
375
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,700
yeah, i'm cool going the secret route.
376
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,400
I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES,
SAMMY!
377
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,800
TELL ME, DID SHE LOVE
THE GIFT? DID SHE?
378
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,800
YES. YES, SHE DID.
379
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,700
YOU'RE NOT LYING TO ME, NOW,
JUST TO PROTECT MY FEELINGS?
380
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400
NO. SHE REALLY LOVED IT.
381
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,500
OH, YES!
382
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,700
A BREAKTHROUGH! FINALLY!
383
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,300
AND I OWE IT
ALL TO YOU, KIDDO.
384
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,100
NO. NO. REALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THANK ME. SERIOUSLY- i didn't...
385
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,900
NOW, THIS IS
MY PHONE NUMBER. OK?
386
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,400
YEAH.
387
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,700
GIVE IT TO SALLY. TELL HER
I'M WAITING FOR HER CALL.
388
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,700
NO. DON'T TELL HER I'M
WAITING. THAT SOUNDS DESPERATE.
389
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,100
TELL HER I AM EXPECTING
HER CALL.
390
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,200
I DON'T GET IT. WHY DON'T
YOU JUST CALL HER YOURSELF?
391
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,900
I'M THE DEVIL.
392
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,700
I DON'T CHASE TAIL, SAM.
TAIL CHASES ME.
393
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,100
I CALLED YOU IN BECAUSE
I KEEP GETTING COMPLAINTS
394
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,000
OF YOU TWO FIGHTING
IN GARDENING.
395
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
WE WEREN'T FIGHTING.
HE ATTACKED ME!
396
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,400
- BULLPUCKY!
- IT'S TRUE!
397
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,000
I WAS TRYING TO EDUCATE
MR. CHAND-CHAND-
398
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,400
CHANDRASEKRAHN.
399
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,000
ON THE OBVIOUS DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN SEASONED MULCH
400
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,900
AND REDWOOD BARK CHIPS WHEN HE
CAME AT ME WITH A EDGE TRIMMER!
401
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,300
- YOU HAD IT COMING.
- AHH...
402
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,900
THIS DIC ???
403
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,800
HEY, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
404
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,100
YES. YES.
JUST ONE SECOND.
405
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,200
- yeah.
- THANKS.
406
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200
YOU KNOW WHAT?
407
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,000
YOU TWO NEED TO START A
DIALOGUE ABOUT MUTUAL RESPECT.
408
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,900
I WANT THIS RESOLVED
BEFORE I GET BACK.
409
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,200
WHAT'S UP?
410
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,000
I WAS JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW
YOUR WAR WITH THE DEVIL WAS GOING?
411
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,000
IT'S, UH, IT'S MOVING AHEAD.
412
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,600
I HAVE A DATE
WITH MY TEACHER TONIGHT.
413
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,000
WOW. THAT WAS FAST.
414
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,400
JUST TOOK YOUR ADVICE. JUST
JUMPED RIGHT IN WITH BOTH FEET.
415
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,600
WELL, THAT'S...
416
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,700
THAT'S GREAT.
417
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,900
UM, CAN YOU-
418
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,000
LISTEN, I'M-
I'M REALLY JEALOUS.
419
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:38,600
WHAT?
420
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,500
YEAH. I'M REALLY JEALOUS
OF THIS WOMAN.
421
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,600
AND I'M JEALOUS THAT YOU
MIGHT GO OUT WITH HER.
422
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,400
AND I'M JEALOUS THAT SOMETHING MIGHT
ACTUALLY HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU TWO.
423
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:47,700
OK.
424
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:52,100
AND I KNOW I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
BECAUSE I'M THE ONE THAT PUT US ON HOLD.
425
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,300
DO YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL
THIS DATE?
426
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,600
YES.
427
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,500
BUT I KNOW YOU CAN'T.
428
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,000
AND I CAN'T ASK YOU TO.
429
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,000
ANDI...
430
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,400
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING.
431
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,500
IT'S OK. I GET IT. I DO.
432
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,400
BASTARD! I WILL CUT YOU!
433
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:14,700
OK. I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET BACK TO MY MEETING.
434
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,800
OH, YOU GOT ANOTHER IM
FROM SAM'S DAD.
435
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,600
AGAIN?
436
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,400
SAYS, WHY YOU HAVEN'T SIGNED UP
FOR HIS FANTASY HOCKEY LEAGUE?
437
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,300
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM
438
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,000
I ONLY HAVE TIME TO SERVICE ONE FANTASY
- HIS WIFE.
439
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,400
I'M GONNA LET YOU
TELL HIM THAT.
440
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,600
HI, BEN.
441
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,900
GET INTO THE TRAINING
ROOM. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
442
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,600
I WANT TO TALK TO BEN.
443
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,800
WELL, YOU DON'T GET
TO TALK TO BEN.
444
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,900
ALL RIGHT. HE'S FRAGILE.
445
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,100
WANT TO SEND HIM A MESSAGE.
IT GOES THROUGH ME.
446
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,800
GET! GET!
447
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,100
OK...
448
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,800
WELL, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THAT...
449
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,600
I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THE WAY
THAT I'VE BEEN ACTING.
450
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,700
YOU MEAN LIKE A GIRL
WHO EATS CARS?
451
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,800
I'M NOT GONNA
TRY TO MAKE ANY EXCUSES HERE.
452
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,600
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I USED
NO SELF-CONTROL.
453
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,300
I MEAN, YOUR HEAD DIDN'T
END UP ON A PIKE, RIGHT?
454
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,900
IF THAT'S ALL...
455
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,700
THANK YOU.
456
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,900
LOOK, I'M JUST
TRYING TO APOLOGIZE HERE.
457
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,100
DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO RUDE?
458
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,200
OMG. MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR
IT THE FIRST TIME.
459
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,400
OR THE TENTH TIME.
460
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,300
YOU AND BEN ARE OVER.
461
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,900
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. BEN!
462
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,400
I WANT TO TALK DIRECTLY TO BEN.
463
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,200
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I'M SORRY.
464
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,300
ARE YOU STANDING IN THE WAY
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP?
465
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,200
NO, I'M STANDING IN THE WAY
OF YOUR CRAZINESS.
466
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,200
SO HE GROUNDED HIS PLANE
IN VEGAS?
467
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
YEP. AND ALAN'S SECRETS WENT
BACK TO HELL WITH HIM.
468
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,700
WOW. THAT IS BRILLIANT.
469
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:02,700
YOU ARE UP AGAINST
AN EVIL GENIUS.
470
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,100
IF YOU KEEP FILLING MY GLASS
WITH MORE WINE,
471
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:11,600
I MIGHT START BLABBING
SOME DEVIL SECRETS OF MY OWN.
472
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,000
GOD KNOWS I'M
SITTING ON SOME DOOZIES.
473
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,000
I'M HAVING SUCH
A WONDERFUL TIME, SAM.
474
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,700
IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME
SINCE I'VE BEEN OUT ON A DATE.
475
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:23,800
REALLY?
476
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,000
WHAT ABOUT YOU, SAM?
477
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,700
IS THERE ANYONE SPECIAL
IN YOUR LIFE?
478
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,600
NOPE. NOBODY IN MY LIFE.
479
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,300
WHAT?
480
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,600
I LIED.
481
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,200
THERE IS SOMEBODY.
HER NAME IS ANDI.
482
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:54,700
OH.
483
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,900
YEAH.
484
00:23:56,900 --> 00:24:00,800
WELL, IF YOU'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH ME THEN?
485
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:04,400
BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER.
IT'S-IT'S REALLY COMPLicated.
486
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,400
I'M SORRY-I'M SORRY
FOR MISLEADING YOU.
487
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,200
DON'T BE.
488
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:15,300
I ADMIRE YOUR HONESTY, SAM.
489
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,600
SO HERE WE ARE
AT A CROSSROADS.
490
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,300
DO WE CALL IT A NIGHT?
491
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:24,700
OR DO WE PRESS AHEAD
AND SEE WHERE THINGS LEAD?
492
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,000
HOW DOES THAT SONG GO?
493
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,900
IF YOU CAN'T BE
WITH YOUR TRUE LOVE-
494
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,400
NO...
495
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,800
THE LYRIC IS "IF YOU CAN'T BE
WITH THENE YOU LOVE.
496
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,500
HONEY, LOVE THE ONE
YOU'RE WITH."
497
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,700
I SHOULD KNOW. I WROTE IT.
498
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:42,400
OR AT LEAST I PROVIDED
THE WEED THAT PROVIDED
499
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,000
THE TRYST THAT PROVIDED
THE INSPIRATION.
500
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,200
THIS ISN'T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
501
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,500
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
502
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,300
AND YOU! YOU'RE A TEACHER!
503
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,900
HE'S YOUR STUDENT
FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
504
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,300
DOES YOUR PERVERTED LIBIDO
KNOW NO LIMITS?
505
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:59,100
what? YOU'RE INSANE!
YOU'RE ACTUALLY INSANE!
506
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,700
AND I DON'T EVER WANT
TO BE WITH YOU-EVER!
507
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,300
AHH.
508
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,200
i'll deal with you later.
509
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,100
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
510
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,300
HI, SOCK.
511
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,900
AAH! AAH!
512
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:34,800
BEN'S NOT HERE. BEN'S
WORKING A MIDNIGHT SHIFT.
513
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:38,500
SO I'LL THANK YOU TO HAUL
YOUR STALKY-ASS OUTTA HERE.
514
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,100
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO BEN.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
515
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,300
WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
516
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:47,400
SO, COME ON. SLIP IT OUT.
SLIP IT QUICK.
517
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,200
MMM.
518
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,700
OH, WOULD YOU DROP THIS
AT THE CURB. THANK YOU.
519
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,600
MAY BE SOME RECYCLABLES
IN THERE.
520
00:25:55,600 --> 00:26:00,400
SO WOULD YOU BE A DOLL AND SEPARATE
THE PLASTICS? GOOD TIMES! LATER.
521
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,000
MMM.
522
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,800
HA HA.
523
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,900
HA. THAT'S A GOOD LITTLE TRICK.
REALLY SPOOKY. I'M SO SCARED.
524
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,500
TOO BAD IT'S POINTLESS.
525
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,200
YOU CAN STAND THERE
STARING AT ME ALL NIGHT,
526
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,600
TURN INTO A BIG ACID DROOLING
MONSTER. I DON'T CARE.
527
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,900
BECAUSE QUALITY SLEEP,
LITTLE LADY, COMES FIRST.
528
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,600
12 HOURS A NIGHT.
5 HOURS A DAY.
529
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,200
SOCK, I'M NOT HERE
TO SCARE YOU.
530
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,400
OH, REALLY?
531
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,400
I NEED TO SEE BEN.
SOCK, I NEED SEE HIM.
532
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,300
AND I NEED TO TELL HIM
HOW SORRY I AM.
533
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:41,400
AND WELL, FRANKLY
YOU'RE JUST- you're standing in the way of that.
534
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,600
I WOULD DO-NO-
535
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,200
ANYTHING TO HAVE BEN BACK.
536
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,200
HA HA.
537
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,700
WHOA!
538
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,500
THE QUESTION IS
539
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,700
WHAT WOULD YOU NOT DO
TO PROTECT HIM?
540
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,900
OK. WHOA. WHOA.
541
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,200
OK. LET ME JUST CLEAR THIS UP.
542
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:15,400
YOU'RE THINKING YOU CAN DEMON-BANG
YOUR WAY THROUGH ME TO GET TO BEN?
543
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,300
WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT
BRINGING A FRIEND.
544
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:21,600
BUT I WASN'T REALLY SURE
IF YOU LIKE GIRLS OR GUYS.
545
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,100
THAT... WHAT? I LIKE GIRLS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
546
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,100
GET OUT OF HERE.
547
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,000
OK WELL, I JUST THOUGHT-
548
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,700
YOU JUST THOUGHT?
YOU JUST THOUGH WHAT?
549
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,700
YOU'RE WEIRDLY CLOSE WITH BEN.
550
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:33,300
NO. NO! NOT WEIRDLY CLOSE.
ALL RIGHT?
551
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,800
AWESOMELY COMMITTED.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
552
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,100
THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
553
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,900
SO YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT
TRYING TO SEDUCE THIS GUY.
554
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:44,000
IF I FEEL THE URGE TO TRADE MY
DIGNITY FOR A LITTLE DROWSY NASTY,
555
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:48,000
I'LL LISTEN TO JEWEL.
OR HIT THE PORN DRAWER.
556
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:56,900
SO THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
I CAN DO TO CHANGE YOUR MIND?
557
00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,200
NO. NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF.
I'M SORRY.
558
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,900
WELL, THEN YOU DON'T LEAVE ME
NO CHOICE.
559
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,600
IS THAT MINE?
560
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:23,200
AAH! AAH!
561
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,300
BEN.
562
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,900
YO. SAM, YOU WANNA TOSS ME ONE
OF THOSE COPPER SPRAY NOZZLES?
563
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:30,800
QUICK. QUICK.
564
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,100
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
565
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,500
I'M BUILDING A FLAME THROWER.
566
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,500
YOU MIND IF I ASK WHY?
567
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,900
I'M BURNING DOWN NINA'S LAIR.
GONNA DRIVE HER OUT OF TOWN.
568
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,200
ALSO WOULD YOU TOSS ONE OF
THOSE 3/8th COUPLETS RIGHT THERE?
569
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,400
SOCK, DOESN'T THAT SOUND A LITTLE
SEVERE, I MEAN, EVEN BY YOUR STANDARDS?
570
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,900
SHE CROSSED THE LINE, SAM.
SHE DID THAT DEMON TRICK.
571
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,000
ALL RIGHT, SHE INVADED
MY DREAM WORLD.
572
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:53,100
THIS IS MY SAFE PLACE.
NO ONE PENETRATES MY SAFE PLACE!
573
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,900
HEY, SOCK,
HAVE YOU SEEN ANDI AROUND?
574
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,800
I HEARD SHE CALLED IN SICK.
575
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,000
ANDI, HEY, I HEARD YOU WERE OUT
SICK. I HOPE IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
576
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,800
HEY, KIDDO.
577
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,100
GLOOMY SKY TODAY.
578
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,600
FITS MY MOOD.
579
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,700
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
580
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,100
GOOD QUESTION. WHAT THE HELL
ARE WE DOING HERE?
581
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,500
2 LOVE-STRUCK IDIOTS.
582
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,000
CAUGHT UNDER THE SPELL
OF THE SAME WITCHY WOMAN.
583
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,000
SO, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME?
584
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,400
NO. HOW COULD I BE?
585
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,900
WHAT MAN CAN RESIST SALLY?
586
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,400
HERE.
587
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,400
A VESSEL?
588
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,900
YES. IT'S FOR SALLY.
589
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,300
SHE'S AN ESCAPED SOUL?
590
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,400
I LET HER OUT OF HELL, SAM.
591
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,000
I SET HER UP IN THIS HOUSE.
592
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,500
GOT her a good job,
shower her with affection
593
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,000
AND STILL...
594
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,000
IT'S A MATTER OF HONOR, SAMMY.
595
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,100
honor.
596
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,100
SAM!
597
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,800
I WAS CONVINCED I'D SEEN
THE LAST OF YOU.
598
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,300
YEAH. WAS THINKING
WE COULD TALK.
599
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:51,700
YES, ABOUT LAST NIGHT? I'M
SO SORRY. WHAT A DISASTER.
600
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,100
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THEN TO
TRY AND SNEAK AROUND ON THE DEVIL.
601
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,400
I'M NOT HERE ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
602
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:58,900
NO?
603
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,400
THE DEVIL SENT ME.
604
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:05,000
TO VESSEL YOU.
TO SEND YOU BACK TO HELL.
605
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,000
HUH. I'M SORRY
IT'S COME TO THIS, SAM.
606
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,400
I REALLY LIKE YOU.
607
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,600
I LIKE YOU TOO.
608
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,100
YES, I THOUGHT WE MADE A REAL
CONNECTION AT DINNER LAST NIGHT.
609
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,800
IF THE DEVIL HADN'T
INTERRUPTED
610
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,700
WE MOST CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE
ENDED UP IN BED TOGETHER.
611
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:32,400
IS THAT SOMETHING
THAT STILL INTERESTS YOU?
612
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,700
BEING WITH ME?
613
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,200
I HAVE A BETTER PLAN...
TO KEEP YOU OUT OF HELL.
614
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,900
YOU DO?
615
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:40,400
I'LL TELL THE DEVIL THE TRUTH.
616
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,000
THIS WAS ALL MY DOING.
THAT YOU'RE INNOCENT.
617
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,100
I WAS TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU.
618
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:48,500
SO THAT I LIED
AND TOOK CREDIT FOR HIS GIFT.
619
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,300
WHAT? THE STEAMER WAS
FROM THE DEVIL?
620
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,300
OH.
621
00:31:56,100 --> 00:32:00,300
I'M SORRY, SAM. I DON'T
QUITE UNDERSTAND. WHY THE GUN?
622
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:03,400
I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TELL THE DEVIL THE TRUTH?
623
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,800
I MEAN, WHY ALL THIS DRAMA?
624
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,400
'CAUSE YOU STILL HAVE SOMETHING I WANT.
SOMETHING YOU CAN TRADE FOR YOUR FREEDOM.
625
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,400
THE DEVIL'S SECRETS.
SECRETS THAT I NEED.
626
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,200
OHH...
627
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,900
ARE YOU BLACKMAILING ME?
628
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:19,700
THINK OF IT AS A TRADE.
SHARE WHAT I NEED TO KNOW,
629
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,000
AND YOU'LL STAY OUT OF HELL.
630
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:24,100
I'LL GET OUT OF FROM UNDER
THE DEVIL. IT'S A WIN-WIN.
631
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,700
YOU'RE EXPECTING ME
TO BETRAY THE DEVIL?
632
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,400
WELL...YEAH.
633
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,200
I CAN'T DO THAT.
634
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,900
YOU CAN'T?
I THOUGHT YOU HATED THE DEVIL?
635
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,600
WELL, I DO. SOMETIMES.
636
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:42,100
BUT OTHER TIMES
- OTHER TIMES I FIND HIM QUITE...CHARMING.
637
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:43,400
I MEAN, HE IS THE DEVIL.
638
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,400
THE SECOND MOST POWERFUL
BEING IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
639
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,700
NOW I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED THE
HIGH THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY GET
640
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:50,600
FROM KNOWING
THE LOVE OF GOD.
641
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,700
SO I CAN'T REALLY COMPARE.
642
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:56,200
BUT I CERTAINLY
KNOW THE RUSH
643
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:02,700
THAT COMES WITH BEING
PURSUED BY THE DARK LORD.
644
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,700
THIS DOESN'T HAVE
TO HAPPEN, SALLY!
645
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,200
WE CAN STILL STRIKE A DEAL!
646
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,500
WELL, THIS IS A FIRST.
647
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,500
SO, ARE READY TO TALK TRADE?
648
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,900
HYAH!
649
00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,000
PUT THE GUN DOWN, SAMMY!
650
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,400
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
651
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,200
HOW ABOUT THAT ENTRANCE?
SNAZZY, HUH?
652
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,800
GOD, WHAT ARE YOU GRINNING
ABOUT?
653
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,000
HE COULD HAVE KILLED ME!
654
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,400
IS THAT THE KIND OF WELCOME
THAT I GET? COME ON.
655
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,700
WHO'S YOUR HERO?
656
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:26,300
YOU ARE AN ASS.
657
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,400
I AM THE DARK LORD OF ASSES.
658
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,000
I HEARD YOUR CONFESSION,
SALLY, DARLING.
659
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,400
AFTER ALL THESE CENTURIES
I FINALLY KNOW...
660
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:37,900
YOU'RE INTO ME.
661
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,400
YES, SO LET'S CUT
TO THE CHASE.
662
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,200
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO TRY TO
EARN YOUR LOVE AND RESPECT.
663
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,000
I CAME HERE TO EARN
A TRIP UPSTAIRS.
664
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,000
YOU MAKE NO MISTAKE.
665
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:48,400
IF IT WERE NOT FOR THAT VERY
THOUGHTFUL VEGETABLE STEAMER,
666
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,800
YOU WOULD NOT BE GETTING
LUCKY TODAY!
667
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,800
come on.
668
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,100
I DON'T FEEL RIGHT
ABOUT THIS.
669
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,900
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL NINA AND
TALK THINGS OUT OVER COFFEE.
670
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,800
UH-UH.
TOO LATE FOR COFFEE, BENJI.
671
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,600
I MIGHT be able to get her on couples of counselling.
???
672
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,700
WHAT ISSUES? THERE ARE NO ISSUES.
YOU TWO ARE OVER, ALL RIGHT.
673
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,000
YOU MISSED A SPOT RIGHT THERE.
674
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,800
BEN?
675
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,100
AAH!
676
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:28,500
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BEN?
677
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,100
WE'RE SETTING YOUR HOUSE
ON FIRE.
678
00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,200
EEH!
679
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,100
OH...
680
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,900
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME
TO THIS?
681
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,200
WHY? THIS HAPPENS A LOT?
682
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,000
YES, I'VE LOST TRACK
OF HOW MANY TIMES
683
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,400
ANGRY VILLAGERS HAVE
CHASED ME WITH LIT TORCHES.
684
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,700
IT'S A FLAMETHROWER.
685
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:52,800
I GUESS THAT'S JUST TO BE EXPECTED
WHEN THE WORLD SEES YOU AS A MONSTER.
686
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,400
I DON'T SEE YOU AS A MONSTER.
687
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,600
WHAT?
688
00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:56,800
YOU DON'T?
689
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,700
NO.
690
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,900
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT
TORMENTING STUFF THAT I DID.
691
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,800
AND WHAT ABOUT
WHAT I DID TO YOUR CAR?
692
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,900
I HAD IT COMING.
693
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:08,000
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER PUT MY
GRANDMOTHER'S NEEDS OVER YOURS.
694
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,400
I MEAN, SHE JUST HELD ???
695
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,000
YOU WERE MY GIRL.
I MADE THE WRONG CHOICE.
696
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,600
YES. YES YOU DID.
697
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:21,700
TRUTH IS, I MISSED YOU.
698
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:26,600
I MISSED YOU TOO.
699
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,100
SOCK...
700
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,500
WHAT?
701
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,400
BUDDY?
702
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,600
WHAT?!
703
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,200
I THINK NINA AND I ARE
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
704
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:40,800
HEY, I KNOW HOW SUPER IMPORTANT
YOUR QUALITY SLEEP IS TO YOU.
705
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,800
BUT DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN GET PAST WHAT NINA DID?
706
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,600
FOR ME?
707
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,300
YOU CAN MELT AN ICEBERG WITH
THOSE DEEP BROWN ZEROS BUDDY.
708
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,300
I KNOW. BRING IT IN.
BRING IT IN.
709
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:54,500
ALL RIGHT.
710
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,200
OOH!
711
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,600
OK! OK!
712
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,700
GET THE TANK!
GET THE TANK! THE TANK!
713
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:03,400
- GO!
- okay.
714
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,800
get the ...
uh ...
715
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,800
THAT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.
716
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:16,800
WHOA!
717
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,700
OHH!
718
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,800
♪♪♪
719
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:26,800
YOU WANT ME
TO TALK TO SOCK?
720
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,900
GET HIM TO JOIN YOUR FANTASY
HOCKEY LEAGUE?
721
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,700
I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.
722
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,400
I HATE FANTASY HOCKEY, SAM.
723
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:35,900
WHAT?
724
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,900
I HATE THE INTERNET.
725
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,900
I HATE TROLLING DATING SITES
FOR WOMEN I CAN NEVER MEET.
726
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:43,000
I HATE POSTING A DAILY BLOG
THAT ONLY'S ER GOTTEN 8 HITS.
727
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,000
I HATE MY LIFE.
728
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,700
I'M SORRY, DAD.
729
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,700
DON'T BE, SAM. BECAUSE YOU
KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
730
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,600
AND I THINK I KNOW THE WAY
YOU CAN HELP ME.
731
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,600
ANYTHING.
732
00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,800
SEND ME TO HELL.
733
00:37:59,100 --> 00:37:59,800
WHAT?
734
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,600
SEND ME TO HELL. LET ME GO
LOOK FOR ALAN TOWNSEND FOR YOU.
735
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,300
LET ME HELP YOU GET
OUT OF YOUR DEAL.
736
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,000
DAD, I CAN'T DO THAT.
737
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,800
LOOK AT ME, SAM.
738
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,700
I SHOULD HAVE DIED.
BUT I CAN'T DIE.
739
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:19,900
AND I CAN'T LIVE EITHER.
740
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,300
NOT LIKE THIS.
741
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,700
THERE ARE ANSWERS
IN HELL, SAM.
742
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:27,000
ANSWERS TO FIX BOTH
OUR PROBLEMS.
743
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,700
I WAS YOUR FATHER ONCE.
744
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,700
LET ME BE THAT AGAIN.
745
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,800
PLEASE, LET ME HELP.
746
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
AHEM.
747
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,600
WHAT'S THIS?
748
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,800
A CELL PHONE.
I FOUND IT IN TED'S POCKET.
749
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,900
I THINK HE WOULD HAVE WANTED
YOU TO HAVE IT.
750
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,000
AHH. THANKS, SOCK.
751
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,600
ATTA BOY.
752
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:24,300
AH, BE SAFE, MR. O.
753
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,300
AND THANKS FOR KEEPING
AN EYE ON KING CHARLIE.
754
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,400
OH, HE'S SUCH
A GOOD RABBIT, BEN.
755
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,800
IF IT'S OKAY, I'M JUST GOING TELL
HIM THAT YOU WENT ON A LONG CRUISE.
756
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,400
YEAH. OF COURSE.
757
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,300
COME ON, SAM,
THIS IS EXCITING STUFF.
758
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:52,000
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE AN ASTRONAUT
BLASTING INTO SPACE!
759
00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,300
I LOVE YOU, DAD.
760
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,800
I LOVE YOU TOO, SAM.
761
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:06,700
OK.
762
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,800
GIVE 'EM HELL, MR. O!
763
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,200
COUNT ON IT, SOCK!
COUNT ON IT!
764
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,000
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR DAD.
765
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,700
I'M SORRY.
766
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:55,900
DO YOU WANT SOME COMPANY?
767
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,300
I CALLED THE BARGAIN BENCH.
768
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,600
TURNS OUT THEY HAVE
A GREAT RETURN POLICY.
769
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,800
GOOD.
770
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,900
SO, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME?
771
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:12,800
ABOUT WHAT?
772
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,600
ABOUT SALLY.
773
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,300
NO...I AM NOT.
774
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,200
NOTHING HAPPENED.
775
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,600
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY
NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
776
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,000
BOING!
777
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,600
UH...
778
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,100
BOING!
779
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:43,200
IT'S MY PHONE. TEXT MESSAGE.
780
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,100
IT'S FROM MY DAD.
781
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,100
WHAT?
782
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,700
"I'M IN.
WILL KEEP IN TOUCH.
783
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,700
SHOULD'VE BROUGHT WATER."
784
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
HE MADE IT.
785
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,800
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786
00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:05,400
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